1. If April Showers bring May Flowers, what do May Flowers bring?
Pilgrims!

2. What do you think would make the Pilgrims most famous if they were around today?
I’m thinking their AGE might impress some people

3. What is the Pilgrims preferred music genre?
Plymouth Rock

4. How did the pilgrims get their first corn?
The stalk delivered it!

5. Why did the Pilgrims have a hard time keeping their pants up?
They wore the belt buckles on their heads!

6. What happened after the pilgrim sat on the sweet potato right before the "First Thanksgiving"?
They served squash instead

7. The young pilgrim noticed his father knawing on the candle (as he was trying to expose more of the wick). The son asked, why are you chewing on the candle?
Oh, ya see son, I just wanted a light snack before we sit down to feast