1. What kind of a key has legs and cannot open any doors?
A TUR-key

2. What does every turkey want to be when they grow up?
A Drummer! They’re born with the Drum Sticks!

3. On Thanksgiving, why did the Turkey cross the road?
Well clearly, Thanksgiving is holiday for chickens as well

4. What do English Turkeys do on Thanksgiving?
They give thanks that they are not Americans!

5. Why don’t you see many turkeys in church?
They can’t control their FOWL mouths

6. What do you call the feathers on a Turkey ’s wing?
Turkey feathers!

7. Can a turkey jump higher than the Sears Tower?
Of course – buildings can’t jump at all

8. Why do turkeys always say gobble, gobble, gobble?
Well, they really don’t get the opportunity to learn any table manners, do they?

9. In space, turkeys make a different sound. What is it?
Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!

10. What are most turkeys thinking on Thanksgiving?
Soooo, that’s why ducks fly south for the winter